If the Nuclear Energy Powder isn't really nuclear enough for you, Amazon has got you covered. Nabil sent over this link of Amazon selling Uranim Ore for the low low price of $29.95 + $9.49 shipping. Be sure to check out the customer reviews. They're hilarious.

Great Product, Poor Packaging
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
Published 10 months ago by Patrick J. McGovern

You might think it's some kind of joke page but its not. They are actually selling uranium ore. Though according to the forum posters on the product page's discussion board, it's not really dangerous or anything and is only really used for testing radiation detectors. So if you want to buy some, go right ahead.

This llama has been the TALK OF THE TOWN and Jacob Black is cool and all...But there is quite a resemblance! Thanks Adam!

So Chris and I were sent "Nuclear Powder" by Harcos Laboratories. In short it is kind of like candy but with caffeine. If the name of the corporation sounds familiar, it's because they were the ones who created "Blood Energy Drink". You can watch the 7 minute video of us trying it out, but all in all this was our take on it.

There were three flavors: Blue Radium Raspberry Lemonade, Green PlutoniumPear, and Yellowcake Uranium (How do you like my coloring ).

So the Yellowcake tasted awesome to begin with. Sort of like...Vanilla sugar, but about 30 seconds afterward there was this horrible bitter after-taste. Pear, had the same aftertaste but it also smelled weird and didn't taste so good to begin with. The most awesome of them all was the Blue Raspberry Lemonade! I love blue flavored things and they never cease to fail me. It was kind of sour (but what do you expect! It was lemonade!) and there was no aftertaste. Both me and Chris recommend you guys buy the blue one if you plan on trying them out. The price is $1.99 per tube and you can order them here!

LOL THIS GUY IS SO AWESOME. HE GOES AROUND IMPROVING SONGS AS NEW PEOPLE COME ON CHAT ROULETTE. I only hope to be this awesome with the guitar one day

LOL Thanks to Jenny who shared this with Jane. What a good way to end my day hahahaha

Damn, I wish they had balloons like this when I was younger. It was a childhood fantasy to hop around inside of one. That's a complete lie actually, but I'm sure its true about someone else lol.

Hmmmm... he either failed hard or he's a tranny trooper.