I knew you'd be back Michael, I know you'd be back. But what I didn't know was that it'd be in the form of a fat dutch kid. Oh well. Cheers!

I'm really looking forward to Iron Man 2, I'm kind of pissed that they switched up the actor who plays War Machine but oh well. I'm fine with this though because Robert Downey Jr. is so goddamn sexy and cool that it makes up for it.

This is the most disturbing thing i've seen in a long time and I've seen many disturbing things in my  days including this:

(Cross-dressing day w/ mexi moustache)

A dog will never do that to you. Ever.

United States / South Africa

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather rather have a goat ride with me. :]

From what I gather from the video is robocop wants some chicken but instead of getting it, he robs the fridge? I actually remember watching this when I was living in Korea. South Korea, not North.

robocop, fried, chicken, korea, wtf?

So I was replying to a text I got on my google voice number and I noticed google being a douche when my text got "too long"