I have a confession foodgers, I'm single and looking so if you're anything like the girl in this video. DONT CALL ME, tyvm.

Damn, I wish they had balloons like this when I was younger. It was a childhood fantasy to hop around inside of one. That's a complete lie actually, but I'm sure its true about someone else lol.

Hmmmm... he either failed hard or he's a tranny trooper.

It's a new game that I'm thinking will be free in the future being developed by Black Pants studios. The entire goal of the game is to retrieve a stolen pair of pants which sounds horrifically boring. The skills they give you to retrieve said pants though, make it worthwhile. You can download it here.

- I enjoyed it, hope you do too.

I've been advised that I have been slacking when it comes to posting and this is very true. So this is for our fans, all for you.

Yeahhh, gotta get me some of those because. "you wanna see my dick?"

(this is a serious commercial, saw it while i was on hulu.)

I knew you'd be back Michael, I know you'd be back. But what I didn't know was that it'd be in the form of a fat dutch kid. Oh well. Cheers!