Her name is Kathy Bertram and first she pops cans of soda effortlessly like they are balloons,
Then she rips a license plate in half.
She snaps baseball bats with her thigh.
And rolls up a metal frying pan...
So I've always been interested in lasers. I remember my friend Simon had a brolic green laser and I tried killing a spider with it once but it started hurting my eyes because the reflection was super bright and the spider kept trying to run away. I burned the spider a little but never got around to killing it (I know...I'm a jerk!).
Anyway I was doing some research and I ran into this site www.wickedlasers.com and they have...WICKED LASERS! I was watching some of their videos and they have lasers that do some ridiculous things, like burn plastic. I know the green lasers are stronger than red lasers but I don't know if violet or green lasers are stronger but the Sonar Advanced Blu Ray laser (as seen above) looks B-E-A-UTIFUL! If I can get my hands on one, I'm just going to have a video of where I burn things. Speaking of burning things, Wickedlasers.com also has "The Torch" (World's brightest flashlight at 4100 lumens). Check out this video of the flashlight BURNING THINGS!!! AWESOMEEEEE.
This llama has been the TALK OF THE TOWN and Jacob Black is cool and all...But there is quite a resemblance! Thanks Adam!
So Chris and I were sent "Nuclear Powder" by Harcos Laboratories. In short it is kind of like candy but with caffeine. If the name of the corporation sounds familiar, it's because they were the ones who created "Blood Energy Drink". You can watch the 7 minute video of us trying it out, but all in all this was our take on it.
There were three flavors: Blue Radium Raspberry Lemonade, Green PlutoniumPear, and Yellowcake Uranium (How do you like my coloring
).
So the Yellowcake tasted awesome to begin with. Sort of like...Vanilla sugar, but about 30 seconds afterward there was this horrible bitter after-taste. Pear, had the same aftertaste but it also smelled weird and didn't taste so good to begin with. The most awesome of them all was the Blue Raspberry Lemonade! I love blue flavored things and they never cease to fail me. It was kind of sour (but what do you expect! It was lemonade!) and there was no aftertaste. Both me and Chris recommend you guys buy the blue one if you plan on trying them out. The price is $1.99 per tube and you can order them here!
LOL THIS GUY IS SO AWESOME. HE GOES AROUND IMPROVING SONGS AS NEW PEOPLE COME ON CHAT ROULETTE. I only hope to be this awesome with the guitar one day




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Personally, sleep > Internet.
makes me want to go to the gym…
Sleep when you have the internet? For shame.
never in my life have i been so turned on…
oh my goodness :O
Everybody knows FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU comics only have 4 panels.
Actually I took a nap for about two hours.
Hey, at least you’re not sleeping.