This Guy Sexually Harassed a Retard.

posted by on 02.13.09 at 1:29 am

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I'm supposed to be doing journalism homework, and I was. The assignment was to look at a few youtube videos that the teacher gave us links to. I decided to look for more videos by the user and came across this. It's a story of a soldier in Iraq, telling a story of how he got suspended for "sexually harassing a retard". You judge. I did. That's why I'm laughing my pant's off. It's especially funny with his southern accent!

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Hardest Game Boss Ever

posted by on 02.13.09 at 12:47 am

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I love playing these top down scrolling plane shooting games. They’re so freaking fun and freaking quarter eaters. At the end of the stage, there is usually a really hard boss that shoots a billion bullets at you and you have to dodge them all while shooting at it.

But DAMN man. This one is CRAZY HARD. Just look at all those freaking purple dots. They’re everywhere!

Them crazy japanese people.

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Someone Stole My Bike

posted by on 02.12.09 at 8:54 pm

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Bike theft is a pretty common problem in New York. Tons of bikes are stolen everyday. It’s New York man, nothing’s safe out there on the streets.

Someonestolemybike.com is a collection of stories of how people got their bikes stolen.

Here’s some guy named Samuel that gets his bike stolen that HE STOLE HIMSELF!

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So make sure you learn from the mistakes these people have made and buy those big ass chain locks and lock up every part of your bike. Otherwise you’ll end up with a missing bike!

[METAFILTER]

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Invaded by Little Aliens – Dmitry Maximov

posted by on 02.12.09 at 8:05 pm

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Baekdal posted up these awesome combinations of photography and drawings of little aliens that are freaking amazing. They are done by artist, Dmitry Maximov.

[More of Dmitry's work]

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COW URINE SODA!?!?!?!?!?!

posted by on 02.12.09 at 3:39 pm

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India's Hindu nationalist movement is working on creating a new soft drink to rival Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The main ingredient? Cow urine.

-Huffington Post

WHAT. THE. FOODGE.

The head of the department developing the drink, Om Prakash, said “it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too”. How the heck are you supposed to make a soft drink based on cow urine smell good and taste good? Is that even possible?

They’re making it to rival Coke and other sodas but c’mon, is that even a fair rivalry? Coke vs COW PISS? Which one would you choose?

I know in Hinduism, people worship the cow and use cow urine for medical reasons. But that is really weird. Really really weird.

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Joaquin Phoenix is Weird

posted by on 02.12.09 at 2:40 pm

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So first Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting.

Then starts rapping and falls off the stage doing some hip hop show.

Now he acts mad weird on Letterman.

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What the heck is this guy on?

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Versions of Evolution

posted by on 02.12.09 at 2:19 pm

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Listicles has made a list of 10 different versions of the evolution drawing. Darwin Day!

Here is my favorite one:

[NEATORAMA]

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