I love playing these top down scrolling plane shooting games. They’re so freaking fun and freaking quarter eaters. At the end of the stage, there is usually a really hard boss that shoots a billion bullets at you and you have to dodge them all while shooting at it.

But DAMN man. This one is CRAZY HARD. Just look at all those freaking purple dots. They’re everywhere!

Them crazy japanese people.

Bike theft is a pretty common problem in New York. Tons of bikes are stolen everyday. It’s New York man, nothing’s safe out there on the streets.

Someonestolemybike.com is a collection of stories of how people got their bikes stolen.

Here’s some guy named Samuel that gets his bike stolen that HE STOLE HIMSELF!

So make sure you learn from the mistakes these people have made and buy those big ass chain locks and lock up every part of your bike. Otherwise you’ll end up with a missing bike!

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Baekdal posted up these awesome combinations of photography and drawings of little aliens that are freaking amazing. They are done by artist, Dmitry Maximov.

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India's Hindu nationalist movement is working on creating a new soft drink to rival Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The main ingredient? Cow urine.

-Huffington Post

WHAT. THE. FOODGE.

The head of the department developing the drink, Om Prakash, said “it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too”. How the heck are you supposed to make a soft drink based on cow urine smell good and taste good? Is that even possible?

They’re making it to rival Coke and other sodas but c’mon, is that even a fair rivalry? Coke vs COW PISS? Which one would you choose?

I know in Hinduism, people worship the cow and use cow urine for medical reasons. But that is really weird. Really really weird.

So first Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting.

Then starts rapping and falls off the stage doing some hip hop show.

Now he acts mad weird on Letterman.

What the heck is this guy on?

Listicles has made a list of 10 different versions of the evolution drawing. Darwin Day!

Here is my favorite one:

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Darwin Day is the celebration of Charles Darwin’s birthday, Feb 12th. Today!

I’m sure all of you know who Darwin is. He’s the guy that came up with the theory of evolution. While some people may not agree with it, it is hard to argue that the theory of evolution is not one of the most influential ideas in history.

The people over at The Open University created this little flash app to see what you would look like 3.7 million years ago. You upload an image of yourself and can slowly watch yourself devolve. The effect doesn’t look that great but its pretty cool. Devolve yourself here.

I did one for myself and here it is:

The glasses screwed up my eyes.

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