You go to Chinatown and you'll see a bunch of the chefs from the Chinese restaurants on their break with a cigarette doing the Asian squat. Actually, they don't even need to be chefs... Just grab an Asian, female or male (even children) and they're probably doing the squat. Luckily for me, I am an American Born Chinese (ABC), so this doesn't really relate to me...Actually, alright I confess it does. When my mom takes too long to buy groceries and I'm tired, I do the squat.

This guy is such a rebel!

I knew you'd be back Michael, I know you'd be back. But what I didn't know was that it'd be in the form of a fat dutch kid. Oh well. Cheers!

I've seen this somewhere before...Maybe even posted it once on this site...But upon seeing it again, it deserves to be posted once again hahahahaha....Asians and their English these days....

1. Open up Google Translate.
2. Type in 'lick'.
3. Translate it from English to Arabic.
4. Copy #3 from the verb column results.
5. Paste it in the text area.
6. Translate from Arabic to English.
7. Laugh.

Update: It doesn't work anymore.

How about starting out your Friday morning with THIS ONE!

Maybe if my teacher taught like this i would actually understand what we're learning