This is an awesome car commercial for the Audi Q5. It features an animated man folding a cardboard box into the Q5. Pretty cool.

The song is called Car Song by Woody Guthrie if you like annoying songs.

[NOTCOT]

Here’s the mother’s response:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Home Depot

Hahahaha.

[RAGAMUFFIN]

The 2nd Annual NorCal Regional Grilled Cheese Invitational is now open for registration. Competitors make grilled cheese sandwiches and the attendees will rate them. Winners will be awarded trophies and bragging rights.

The Grilled Cheese invitational is on Feburary 21st in San Francisco.

[LAUGHINGSQUID]

Holy crap. This beer bottle dominoes just goes on forever. Where the heck did they find so many bottles?!

Michael Benson decided to put all "C"'s on his test. We all know the saying "If you don't have ANY clue what the answer is, choose C". Well, Michael did and he got them all wrong because it was a true or false test. FAIL. Literally, he failed the course. Look what his professor said.

"Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C"

[VIA]

picture: blogchef.net

Mike J. Nelson is a crazy bacon-loving man that can’t turn down a bet. To try and prove that bacon is “nature’s finest and most nourishing food”, Nelson will be eating nothing but bacon for the entire month of February.

He can’t have any condiments, syrups, hot sauces, or vegetables but is going to allow some beverages such as beer, wine, martinis, and water.

Fitsugar has made a chart showing how many calories and fat are in a day’s worth of bacon. Check it out here.

This kind of reminds of the movie Supersize me. After watching that, I felt like eating some McDonalds. After reading this, I feel like eating some bacon.

Check out this awesome playable vintage Gameboy costume some guy wore to Ohayacon 2009. It's actually PLAYABLE and apparently he did it on a laptop screen. I've seen some bad tetris playing in my lifetime but DANG this kid below SUCKS![via]

PLAY TETRIS HERE! I was supposed to do my hw about an hour ago but I got caught up playing tetris. If you get high enough you'll go to the bonus level....Good luck with THAT!