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WHAT?! That thing looks so coooool.

Its called the G1 Glass Top Pool Table designed by Nottage Design. There’s a glass top that replaces the slate one that traditional tables use and features the Vitrik™ playing surface which allows it to be transparent while keeping the playability of the traditional felt surface.

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"Bids for a New Jersey version of the number, stuck in the minds of millions since Tommy Tutone's '867-5309/Jenny' hit the Top 10 in 1982, had reached $5,100 on eBay as of Monday morning." The song is about a guy who finds Jenny's name and number scribbled on a bathroom wall.

Its crazy what people bid on these days. If you think that's crazy, check this out. Look how much money the princes of Dubai spend on license plates to raise their status. It's just insane. As Robin would say, "Holy A-rab money, Batman! Millions of dollars on pieces of aluminum!"

We now know what makes Phelps such a remarkable swimmer, HE SMOKES WEED! Just kidding. No I'm not kidding at the fact that he was caught red handed smoking weed and getting wasted at parties at the University of South Carolina. I was kidding about the fact that weed makes him an awesome swimmer (or maybe not). He visitied the house part unannounced because he was apparently seeing a girl named Jordan Matthews and she attended the college.

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”[VIA]

The New York Times put up every Super Bowl logo to date.

Steelers won? I was too busy doing HOMOWORK.

If you ever need to instantly disguise yourself to do some super hero stuff, this is the shirt to get ...and a pair of scissors.

Although, you’re probably gonna end up with a giant hole in your shirt and a shitty mask.

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Chinlone is a 1,500-year-old activity that combines elements of sport and dance. Teams compete and are judged on how gracefully they perform their moves, but there are no 'winners' and 'losers.'

That is so AWESOME. Ronaldinho’s got nothing on them.

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