Interview with EPIC BEARD MAN

posted by on 02.20.10 at 6:11 am

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Man, this interview is more interesting than the actual fight. Epic beard man, you are a one badass motherf*cker.

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  1. holli says:

    epic beard man loves his mama T__T

  2. Charles Feney says:

    The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.

    In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
    From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
    Tried to get rid of his blues
    By shining his Stacy Adam's shoes
    To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.

    When he got on the AC transit Bus
    He encountered a racially toned fuss
    Because a thug named Tyrone
    Tried to pick at Tom's bone
    When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.

    Tyrone acted like his shit wasn't stinky
    But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
    Though Tom's conclusion was foregone
    That it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
    One of the hecklers yelled out "Say it again Pinky!"

    Tom declared that he was 67 years old
    That's when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
    One of the women with no class
    Yelled out "Beat his white ass"
    Now here's where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!

    Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
    That's when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
    When Tyrone's right hook came around
    He got his ass beat to the ground
    By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!

    Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
    It was a beat down instead of a fight!
    Then Beard man got his shoes shined
    By inserting them up Tyrone's behind
    Then he decided to call it a night.

    Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
    To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
    The videographer who was freakin'
    Cried aloud "Ohh He Leakin'!"
    As Tyrone yelled out "Get da' Amber lamps!"

    Here's a tip for any thuggish city sucker
    Epic Beard Man can make y'alls ass pucker!
    You'll be cryin' and moanin'
    If you pick on a big bearded Roman
    Who's shirt declares "I AM a Motherfucker!"
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    Charles Ulysses Feney
    Livingston, Montana

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