I have had quite a few people ask me just exactly how I get into a 10ft Transformers Optimus Prime costume. I figured I should upload this video and let everyone see. Due to the size of the Optimus Prime costume, I sometimes feel like a scarecrow trapped in an Autobot. The Optimus Prime costume is not incredibly comfortable to wear, but the reaction on the faces of people in the crowd is well worth it.

I like this video because Reggie Watts says a lot of swear words in it.

It was a super long title to the post, but that is exactly how I felt hahaha. How can you put Jackie Chan in a trailer with a black person and not find it funny?! This guy did three movies with Chris Tucker... Chris Tucker! Either way, I feel like it's still going to be a pretty neat movie, even though we all know what's going to happen. If you don't, I'll lay down the movie for you, and if it doesn't go according to this than I'm shocked. (Btw I am assuming all this from the trailers)

• Kid has to move to China for some crazy reason
• He doesn't fit in because he's a black kid in...China
• Chinese people (from China), being the racists they are tell him he doesn't fit in and to go back to (Name country that is predominately black here)
• Being Chinese, they do kung-fu and wupp his butt.
• Jackie Chan (being Jackie Chan) comes and saves the day.
• Jackie Chan makes him do ridiculous things that seem to have nothing to do with kung fu.
• The kid then learns kung fu and owns the Asian kids and maybe...JUST MAYBE, the Asian kids end up respecting him at the end and it becomes a tear jerker because no one would expect them to do that.

BAM, all from the trailer. I'm still going to watch it anyway. Oh yeah, he probably also ends up liking an Asian girl, making it some interracial kiddy relationship making it all cutesy.

Yo these Star Wars lego watches are pretty sick. I'm not much of a Star Wars fan, but I would get these just because it looks like it's made out of LEGOS. The little Storm Trooper and Darth Vader look pretty cute too! Buy one here for $29.99!

* Ages 6+, contains small parts; Not intended for children under 3 years of age
* Quartz movement and mineral crystal glass; Water resistant to 50 meters
* Nearly 1.5-inch bezel and adjustable band
* Plastic watch case and links

Of course it is only merely as epic as Clash of the Titans (I know... I am obsessed), but it still looks pretty good! I wonder if Robin Hood was a real person...

Here is your WTFoodge of the day. A Monkey...Breast feeding a PUPPY. Althought I must say that the puppy is quite adorable...

"I don't even know what's going to come out of this pen..."

BAM: PENIS.