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Shaq seems to make himself the Chuck Norris of the NBA by making his own rules! No one messes with Shaq....No one...We all know what happened in Kazaam when that guy tried to mess with Shaq....
Shaq seems to make himself the Chuck Norris of the NBA by making his own rules! No one messes with Shaq....No one...We all know what happened in Kazaam when that guy tried to mess with Shaq....
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.