This is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen… ever.

I hate when people wear sunglasses on the subway. It gives them an unfair advantage in the subway staring wars. You know, when you’re sitting on the train and there’s someone sitting across from you. You unintentionally look at them and then you both make eye contact and quickly look away. The rest of the train ride is just a battle to see who can look at the other without them noticing. People with sunglasses always win because you can’t tell if they’re looking at you or not.

Cheaters.