If you are a black person who reads WTFoodge, I'd also recommend you buy this shirt...It's freaking hilarious! Oh, and it costs $25 btw.

I learned in fundamentals of nursing that half of all Americans are overweight. I would not be surprised if the statistics in 5 years say that 75% of them are morbidly obese. It's almost like the weight of that kid knocked himself out!

Speaking of which, in nursing class now I'm learning how to properly clean someone's penis. I will post the cartoon diagrams they give me in the book...what did I get myself into...

"There seems to be some sort of forcefield around that baby...I CAN'T GET TO HIM...".

When people say "Cry like a baby", that is usually a figure of speech. This on the other hand, is no figure of speech... This fat dude is literally crying like a baby.

it's not a baby, it's a midget
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