On this episode of Wife Swap, this little fat kid is getting his junk food taken away and he ain’t gonna take it anymore. Yo, bacon is serious business.

I was tired of doing this essay so I decided to look up “anemia” and found this forum. I just thought the google ad on the left was kind of funny so I decided to share.

Meatatarians ftw.

I promised I wouldn’t ever mention bacon again but this is way too awesome.

It’s a scale model of an AK047 that’s made out of bacon, aptly named the BA-K-47. The guys over at thisisfreakingridiculous.com created this monster in eight hours using lots of bacon and a blow torch.

I don’t feel like writing posts for each of these bacon-related things so here’s a collection of more bacon stuff I found.

Ok. I’m done. I promise never to post anything about bacon ever again.

I have no idea what the whole deal is with bacon. People on bacon diets. Bacon-flavored candies. Bacon is everywhere! Even in soap.

If you were wondering how bacon was made, here’s a segment from “How It’s Made”. Kinda nasty.

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Mike J. Nelson is a crazy bacon-loving man that can’t turn down a bet. To try and prove that bacon is “nature’s finest and most nourishing food”, Nelson will be eating nothing but bacon for the entire month of February.

He can’t have any condiments, syrups, hot sauces, or vegetables but is going to allow some beverages such as beer, wine, martinis, and water.

Fitsugar has made a chart showing how many calories and fat are in a day’s worth of bacon. Check it out here.

This kind of reminds of the movie Supersize me. After watching that, I felt like eating some McDonalds. After reading this, I feel like eating some bacon.

Bacon is pretty awesome. You got your bacon for breakfast, bacon cheese burger, heart-attack-inducing Baconator, and then you have... bacon flavored jelly beans?

Amazon is selling these Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans for $4.98! I would buy them just to see what they taste like but the shipping is like twice the price of the actual Bacon Beans.

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