I've never seen this video despite the fact that it's actually really old.

"Max, what do you want for dinner?"

"Justice"

This would be so much funnier in 2011

I guess he isn't as wealthy as he used to be...

I can now shut down WTFoodge knowing that I have given you readers the most awesome post possible. I don't think I can find anything that'll top this. I can now go to sleep knowing that all evil in the world is diminished.