I was looking at random products on Amazon and I came across this Bill Clinton corkscrew and I thought it was really funny. Why? Because it was really random...I was looking at wasp traps and this just came up as related products. It also comes as a deal when you also buy a Hilary Clinton nut cracker and an Obama Chia Pet.

Price:

Bill Clinton nut cracker- $12.00

Combo- $43.99

Buy your own Barack Obama chia pet today! Only and only at chia.com! You can just hear the tune "CH-CH-CH-CHIA!" as that Gif file repeatedly grows out the hair! If you forgot the tune no fear. It's okay people. I have it right here.

"There's even a Chia Tree to keep your pets company...and a Barack Obama to keep your tree company!"