This is exactly how I pictured Super Mario Bros, if Chuck Norris took Mario's place. Sure...It's the most pointless game ever, but hey...If you have 15 seconds to kill, why not! (Click here to play game)
I've waited so long to see something like this. Some douche on a candid camera show goes around pranking people by kicking people in the balls or messing with them and having public justice prevail. You just have to watch the first 14 seconds of the video, the rest of it is quite useless and I know the first 4 seconds seemed to be stuck on a freeze frame, but it works.
It's almost as awesome as this reaction.

Thanks Adam, for reminding me that Chuck Norris is the man...Wait a minute...Why did they make the only black kid in the class look like a fool?!...Racists...
Shaq seems to make himself the Chuck Norris of the NBA by making his own rules! No one messes with Shaq....No one...We all know what happened in Kazaam when that guy tried to mess with Shaq....
I sense Chuck Norris-style facts for Joel Bauer becoming popular again.
If you can see Joel Bauer, he can see you. If you can't see Joel Bauer you may be only microseconds away from death.
Many of you who watch night time TV know who Conan O' Brien is. He's the host of "Late Night", and his type of humor is just ridiculously hilarious. He was actually one of the writers and producers of the Simpsons! That's not the point of this post though, the point is to show you readers the Walker Texas Lever. It's a lever that he has on the show that he could randomly pull and a clip of Chuck Norris's (Yes, I dare say his name!) Walker Texas Ranger. WATCH AND ENJOY!
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