Not getting your fix of "crap" here on WTFoodge? People might think my talk (and maybe even obsession) with poop is gross and repulsive, but as an aspiring nurse I think that would be great for me to get used to some of the things I'd have to clean. I even walk my dog every now and then so I can get used to the smell of not my own poop! Anyway, Smellypoop.com is a website that tells you most things you need to know about poop. Thanks Holman!
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posted by qtjoel on 06.29.10 at 12:23 am
The title of this post could be false from what I know, but this is the only video I've ever seen of a vuvuzela blown in front of a dog and it seems to prove my hypothesis. Can someone send over one to us so Chris and I can try it on our dogs?
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Have you ever had a hard time explaining the type of poop you were about to have or a type of poop you had before? Well my gf conveniently introduced me to the bristol stool scale on Wikipedia. No longer will there be any confusion in my poop descriptions. I think I will have a type 4 number two right now.
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Woot is selling crap for $3 and shipping is a million dollars and this is the description of what would happen if you got your hands on this bag-o-crap!
Your three dollars get you three craps – and your million dollars for shipping gets you a personal crap delivery from our CEO.
He’ll land in your front yard or on the roof of your apartment building in an AH-64 Apache helicopter and kneel before you to present your crap on a pillow woven from threads of pure platinum and stuffed with manatee whiskers, to fanfare from an 84-piece mariachi orchestra. If there’s a better way to spend a million dollars, we hope you don’t think of it.
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Of course, if you're the average Wooter, you're more of the frugal type who might find an even better shipping deal. The kind of deal you only discover when you're slow and methodical. The kind that goes to the sort of person who never comes out of their shell. And maybe will be afraid of salt. There's got to be some kind of coupon code for those types.
However you choose to receive it, the world-famous Woot Bag o’ Crap is sure to provide all the disappointment and regret Woot is known for.
Yes, I had to put that whole thing because it was THAT amazing!
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