Your mind has been EXPLODED.

I'm a sucker for massages. I don't give a crap if this dude decides to brush my teeth, slaps my face,  or pick my earwax...AS LONG AS I GET MY MASSAGE. Just so you guys know for next time and you actually know me in real life: give me a massage!

If you're at work, language is NSFW. This was pretty epic.

Maybe because it's 4 am and I have to be up in like 4 hours, but this is pretty funny to me. It's a parody of this video here.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be really epic or really epic or really funny...Oh well! Above is a photo of Batman fighting Darth Vader, and below is a photo of him about to kill a shark...Also with a light saber.