The kids and their folks decide to make a 10ft tall snowman. But the father of the family, who happens to be an engineer, said... well.. that's no good. So.. HE MADE IT SPIT FIYAHHH!!

J.D. Salinger, famous for his book The Catcher in the Rye, passed away at the age of 91. Catcher in the Rye was the only book I enjoyed reading in high school and probably my favorite book ever (though I don't read books, at all).

The J and D are initials for Jerome David. I never knew that.

Two British soldiers, Barry Delaney and Kevin Elliot had made a promise to each other. If either of them were to die at war, the other had to attend his funeral wearing a dress. Kevin Elliot was killed in Afghanistan. As a true friend, Barry Delaney kept their promise and arrived at the funeral wearing a lime green dress, hot pink socks, and boots.

I want to watch Point Break.

Thanks John.

So it’s not really your head. Rather, its an urn that’s the shape of your head. They’re called Personal Urns and are made by a company called Cremation Solutions. They take a 3D image of a person’s head and prints them out using some magic 3D printing technology. Anddd… BAM! You got a freaky looking head that you can put some ashes in. It’s going to cost $2,600 though. Still cheaper than turning your hair into diamonds.

Remember that chihuahua from those Taco Bell commercials? Well, she’s dead. Yes, it was a girl and her name was Gidget.

Today, I woke up this morning to find 8 mosquito bites all over my body. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? Looking at this graph I made, I conclude that it is only logical for the United States to go to war with mosquitos. I mean they kill over 3,000,000 people each year, we've gone to war for less.