This Is Me After Eating Cheddar Cheese.

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Aloe Drink Gives Me Diarrhea!

posted by on 04.22.09 at 2:01 pm

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I don't know what it is about aloe drinks...Their containers all seem to look the same, with the same shape, the same green transparent container with a green label. They also always seem to give me explosive diarrhea. Yes...Every time I drink this, I taste a bit of heaven, but then I get hell when I reach the toilet. Well...I just bought some from Jasmine...Looks like I'll be dropping a deuce in about an hour.

Many people have been misinformed of Aloe Vera's safety for children, seniors and pregnant women. They are under the impression that all Aloe Vera is a laxative and that it will cause the depletion of electrolytes because of the onset of diarrhea, THIS IS NOT CORRECT! Aloe Vera from the Barbadensis Miller species Whole Leaf Juice that contains the yellow sap is not a laxative. It does however gently encourage the bowels to move and a lot of individuals experience constipation and welcome this encouragement. Aloe Vera balances the bowels. If an individual is constipated it will help with elimination and if an individual has diarrhea it will slow it. Studies have also proven that Aloe Vera is 100% safe and not toxic!

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Runner Crapping Pants.

posted by on 03.24.09 at 5:50 am

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Is it mean of me to find this picture hilarious? Man...I've crapped my pants before but that's just full blown diarrhea right there. That is the epitome of the term "Hershey Squirts".

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