If you want to add some awesome to your desk because it's dull and boring, buy the butt station for $20! It's supposed to resemble a toilet and it holds almost all your everyday office accessories! From Sharpies, pens,Post its, pencils, and tape....

To even paper clips! Just buy that and the dog end sharpener and you'll be set! You'll have the most awesome desk in the office

Why yes, there IS a pencil going up the anus of that dog.  It's a pencil sharpener that barks when you stick a pencil up there and sharpen it! Just like how it would sound if you were to really stick a pencil up a real dogs butt. It's not an electronic sharpener so you'd have to do sharpen it manually (Yeah I know, that's preposterous in this day and age) Cute present! It's £6.95, which is like $9.63, I bet shipping costs about a billion dollars more.