I don't really plan on playing COD MWF2 but it has been the talk of the town for the past 2 weeks. I heard the game was pretty fun...But man this kid just takes it to another level...

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I think this video is pretty old but still hilarious. Anyway, this kid thought it was a good idea to teach his non-English speaking grandma the three most important words in the English language: fcuk you, bullshit, and motherfcuker.

On June 10th, 2009, the millionth English word was named and that word is “Web 2.0”.

Really? I mean Web 2.0 doesn’t even seem millionth word worthy. Is it even a word? It’s got numbers and decimals in it. Surely that is breaking the rules a bit.

Anyway, here are the fifteenth finalists fro the millionth English word. Noob definitely should’ve got it.

1,000,000: Web 2.0 – The next generation of web products and services, coming soon to a browser near you.

999,999: Jai Ho! – The Hindi phrase signifying the joy of victory, used as an exclamation, sometimes rendered as “It is accomplished”. Achieved English-language popularity through the multiple Academy Award Winning film, “Slumdog Millionaire”.

999,998: N00b — From the Gamer Community, a neophyte in playing a particular game; used as a disparaging term.

999,997: Slumdog – a formerly disparaging, now often endearing, comment upon those residing in the slums of India.

999,996: Cloud Computing – The ‘cloud’ has been technical jargon for the Internet for many years. It is now passing into more general usage.

999,995: Carbon Neutral — One of the many phrases relating to the effort to stem Climate Change.

999,994: Slow Food — Food other than the fast-food variety hopefully produced locally (locavores).

999,993: Octomom – The media phenomenon relating to the travails of the mother of the octuplets.

999,992: Greenwashing – Re-branding an old, often inferior, product as environmentally friendly.

999,991: Sexting – Sending email (or text messages) with sexual content.

999,990: Shovel Ready – Projects are ready to begin immediately upon the release of federal stimulus funds.

999,989: Defriend – Social networking terminology for cutting the connection with a formal friend.

999,988: Chengguan – Urban management officers, a cross between mayors, sheriff, and city managers.

999,987: Recessionista – Fashion conscious who use the global economic restructuring to their financial benefit.

999,986: Zombie Banks – Banks that would be dead if not for government intervention and cash infusion.

HAHAHA. That's hilarious. I wouldn't be suprised if something like this happened.