Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her unusual looks at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey in California recently.

She had her body transformed as a reaction to enduring years of abuse at home.

The striking look is completed by specially shaped vampire 'fang' teeth, fake eye colours and massive earrings – but she's not finished yet! The 35-year-old claims that she wants even more horns implanted.

'Tattoos were a form of liberation for me – my way of being immortal - and the horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic,' she told The Sun.

'I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be.'

I think if I saw this lady in real life, I'd shat my pants. It must suck going through metal detectors for her, and is titanium magnetic? I wonder what would happen if someone placed one of those huge magnets they use in the junk yards on top of her...Would her horns rip out of her skin?!
 

This dude dresses like a nerd...Yet he is like 8x cooler than me...My self-esteem...is...Gone...

Let me put it out there that before this video I thought people riding scooters were fruit cups.  I was totally wrong... HOLY SUGAR, HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!

I currently have a job teaching people how to swim (One of the reasons why posts have been lacking), but my body isn't built for swimming. Generally, good swimmers have long arms and short legs... Me on the other hand, I have really freakishly long legs and pretty short arms. It's one of the reasons why I quit swimming, but I am pretty good at running. I wonder if I could do water sprinting considering I have really skinny legs which means there will be no resistance haha. Read more about it on poolsprint.com.

Holy SHENANIGANS! So I'm walking to IVCF today with Allen, and I see these two dudes...STRIDING across the academic mall. I was like WTF!!!!!! I asked him what the heck it was that he had and he said "Jumping Stilts". I did some research and apparently Air Trekkers are the big boys that make them. These dudes looked like Avatars running and jumping away and IMMEDIATELY I was like "dude... I need to get my hands on these babies". Hopefully I can play with these bad-boys SOON. SCREW walking to class, we need to TREK to class yo!