I learned in fundamentals of nursing that half of all Americans are overweight. I would not be surprised if the statistics in 5 years say that 75% of them are morbidly obese. It's almost like the weight of that kid knocked himself out!

When people say "Cry like a baby", that is usually a figure of speech. This on the other hand, is no figure of speech... This fat dude is literally crying like a baby.

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Those who know me know that I think Richard Simmons is hilarious and I used to have a secret (non-gay) obsession with him. This is gold. PURE GOLD. I learned more about him in these few minutes than I did in the past 20 years before those few minutes.

Artist Phil Hansen decides to paint the Mona Lisa with burger grease. All those burgers could be used to feed African children! On a side note...THAT IS AN AWESOME PAINTING! And dang that is a crap load of grease...I eat fast food for dinner like everyday...I'm going to die in 5 years looking like this!

And...I TURNED...INTO A MONSTER!!! (Facebook like this )