I know the Epic Beard Man is cool and all that, but I must admit, Michael (the black dude who got beat up) is a tad bit more believable than Epic Beard Man. So according to this, he was not wanted for murder, and no weapon, and was not affiliated with the lady recording the video.

If I were this kid, I would never get scared of being beat up by bullies...Why? I would simply just beat myself up before they can beat me up.

Okay, one of the koalas sounded pretty normal...You know... The usual...Just screaming "GTFO OF MY TURF SON", after the other koala bit him, the other koala sounded like it was demon possessed. I always thought koalas were peaceful creatures...I guess not.

Koala has a very low metabolic rate and normally rests for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. As seen in this video, when disturbed, Koalas are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury.

This time he talks about what happened after the incident. Dude this guy is one bad fotha mucka.

Everybody likes watching fights that occur on public transportation right? Of course you do. I myself find it particularly interesting when the person that aggressed first ends up bleeding on the floor. And that is the case with this video. When a 67 year old dude a 67 year old dude with a fanny pack tells you not to f*ck with him, you do not f*ck with him.

So I've been watching  videos of cats vs. bears, and so far it's a tie 2-2. If you want to add on to the fun, feel free to post a video of a cat fighting a bear!

Cat: 1   Bear: 0

Cat: 2  Bear: 0

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For all you young people who don't know what Macgyver is, it used to be a show of a guy (Macgyver) who could do anything out of nothing, such as make a bomb out of a paperclip and a toilet paper roll. Well apparently he can also beat a girl up without...Doing anything! Macgyver is awesome <3