Today, I woke up this morning to find 8 mosquito bites all over my body. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? Looking at this graph I made, I conclude that it is only logical for the United States to go to war with mosquitos. I mean they kill over 3,000,000 people each year, we've gone to war for less.

You might be one of those people who say "Now I've seen EVERYTHING!", I beg to differ. Actually I REALLY beg to differ, because I highly doubt you've ever seen a snake throw up a hippo after trying to digest it.