I kid you not, Dave Yan taught me how to do this!

INSTRUCTIONS

1) Go on Google.

2) Type in "Who's the cutest"

3) Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

4) Smile and have a great day

Thanks Linda!

This will probably be the most useful thing you will ever see on WTFoodge (since I admit that most of the things you see here are pretty useless...but AWESOME useless things). I'm not going to be cocky or anything but I'm pretty pro at pooping. I practice it I would say almost everyday and howtowipeyourbutt.com only improves my technique, so I am ahead of the game with step by step instructions and pictures. Sweeeeeeeeet!

Dang it...Someone should have showed me this when I was in junior high school...No bullies would have picked on me if I had this...

Wow, someone must buy me this tie now. It's ingenious! I think my dad has tried teaching me how to tie a tie countless times now and I still can't get it! The Howtie teaches you how to sign a Windsor Knot. I wouldn't mind wearing this tie to a formal event...What are they going to say? pssht.

Price: $23

My ringtone is keyboard cat, and I love watching keyboard cat videos, so why not make a moving keyboard cat papercraft for my desk

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