Because she is a pretty girl who plays SC2.

But if it were legal in the US, I might.

Wow, this guy makes Zach Galifianakis seem like a newbie in terms of awkwardness haha. What the crap is this guy saying half the time?!

Of all the things that happened in 8 years. The war. The recession. Maybe even assasination attempts? The worst thing (Stated the former president Bush Jr.) to happen in his presidency...Was when Kanye (Who I may state in my opinion is an idiot), stated that Bush "Don't care about black people". This was during an interview with Matt Lauer and you can read the whole shenanigans here.

I know the Epic Beard Man is cool and all that, but I must admit, Michael (the black dude who got beat up) is a tad bit more believable than Epic Beard Man. So according to this, he was not wanted for murder, and no weapon, and was not affiliated with the lady recording the video.

This time he talks about what happened after the incident. Dude this guy is one bad fotha mucka.

Man, this interview is more interesting than the actual fight. Epic beard man, you are a one badass motherf*cker.