This is a Shiba Inu that smiles when she sees her owner. My dog just jumps on  people and licks them to death.

This is not a half bad idea...Actually I just changed my mind, it's a horrible idea. How in the world would someone get out of this horrendous looking suit? I like freedom to move my arms when I sleep and this thing would make me feel like I'm a mental patient in solitary confinement.  The guy on the bottem left is trying to look cool but actually looks like a fool!

Excuse me while I go ponder about WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, THE BULLDOG IS TRYING SO HARD AND THE CAT IS JUST LIKE "eh...whatevs..."

To celebrate the launch of Windows 7 in Japan, Microsoft teamed up with Burger King to create the WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER. It is seven patties of Burger King beef stuck between your classic Whopper bun.

But wait! There’s more!

If you’re one of the first 30 customers each day to purchase a Windows 7 Whopper, you get it for… half off! That’s right! HALF OFF! Head over to your local Japanese Burger King to take advantage of this deal now! Or just watch these guys try to eat this beast:

I bet Kobayashi is out there eating 7 of these. In one bite. Thanks Andy.

Japanese people running awkwardly towards the camera in slow motion. My favorite is the guy at 3:47. Yours?

Check out this black dude who has hair shaped like a hat. I believe that black people can do such a thing with minimal effort. Try to get an Asian to do such thing and it'd take hours if not days!