Lincredible

And the moral of the story is... avoid bars

Hahahaha oh Billy boy, you silly goose...

Hahaha... A Mercedes commercial. I love blonde jokes.. no offense to any blondes, because I love blondes too.

With a starting price of $2599 you can pick up your very own MacBook Wheel nowhere, because it doesn't really exist. This is an Onion submission from Champion and I think it's important to say that it's not real because I had a few people come up to me, asking if Shawn Johnson's parents really euthanized her. Also, Apple is the bane of my existance and this reminds me of something they'd do.

I remember the days when my family used to gather in the living room...draw out the blueprints of our own house and talk about what to do in case of a fire...I also remember the days when I thought I was "too cool for fire"...NAWT!