Three unnamed Transformer’s crew members posted an open letter about Megan Fox on Michael Bay’s website today. In it, they completely bash Megan Fox, calling her “dumb-as-a-rock” and “trailer trash”. I’ve posted the the entire letter after the break as well as Michael Bay’s response. It is a must read.

Continue here to read the letter...

If anyone knows anything about the heartaches of high school its Megan Fox (-_-). So take some time out of your busy day to listen to her wise advice.

Note: This PSA is actually an advertisement for an upcoming movie coming out called Jennifer's Body.

Seth Rogen appears on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talks about how he got rejected by Megan Fox. Man, his voice is deep.

Champion (we know its you Aljohn. stop using such a lame alias.) says:

...you didn't actually think she was human, did you?

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I was trying to draw Megan Fox.

Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari while he filmed it. And there’s a video somewhere but neither Megan Fox nor Michael Bay know where it is – which is keyword for “there’s probably something in this video that not exactly rated PG13”. Probably.

If you enjoy excessive headache inducing explosions, lame jokes, bad acting + slo-mo Megan Fox, and a incoherent plot then you might enjoy Transformers 2. Otherwise probably not.

Here’s my review