Three unnamed Transformer’s crew members posted an open letter about Megan Fox on Michael Bay’s website today. In it, they completely bash Megan Fox, calling her “dumb-as-a-rock” and “trailer trash”. I’ve posted the the entire letter after the break as well as Michael Bay’s response. It is a must read.

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Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari while he filmed it. And there’s a video somewhere but neither Megan Fox nor Michael Bay know where it is – which is keyword for “there’s probably something in this video that not exactly rated PG13”. Probably.

If you enjoy excessive headache inducing explosions, lame jokes, bad acting + slo-mo Megan Fox, and a incoherent plot then you might enjoy Transformers 2. Otherwise probably not.

Here’s my review

Michael Bay released a couple of fun facts about his upcoming summer blockbuster Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen on his blog. BLOGGGG (I hate this word). Anyway, here they are:

Robots

• 14 robots last time, 46 robots this time (ILM only)
• If you had all the gold ever mined in the history of man, you could build a little more than half of Devastator.
• Optimus Prime will be life size on IMAX screens in many forest fight shots.
• Devastator’s hand is traveling 390 miles per hour when he punches the pyramid.
• The pyramid destruction simulation was 8 times bigger than the old rigid simulation all-time record holder at ILM.
• All robot parts laid out end to end would stretch from one side of California to the other, about 180 miles
• Devastator’s parts stacked tip to tip would be as tall as 58 empire state buildings.
• If all the texture maps on the show were printed on 1 square yard sheets, they would cover 13 football fields.

Disk space

• TF1 took 20 Terabytes of disk space. Trans2 took 145 Terabytes. Seven times bigger!
• 145 terabytes would fill 35,000 DVDs. Stacked one on top of the other without storage cases, they would be 145 feet tall.

Rendering times

• If you rendered the entire movie on a modern home PC, you would have had to start the renders 16,000 years ago (when cave paintings like the Hall of Bulls were being made) to finish for this year’s premiere!
• A single imax shot in the movie (df250) would have taken almost 3 years to render on a top of the line home PC running nonstop.
• IMAX frame render times: As high as 72 hours per frame!

Imax

• Optimus Prime will be life size on IMAX screens in many forest fight shots.
  Imax frames take about 6 times longer than anamorphic to render.
• IMAX frame render times: As high as 72 hours per frame!

ILM screen time

• ILM Screen Time is about 51 minutes.

Devastator

• Devastator is as tall as a 10 story building.
• Devastator has more than 10 times the number of individual parts found in an average car.
• Laid out end to end, Devastator’s parts would be almost 14 miles long.

Devastator totals

• Number of geom pieces: 52632
• The total number of polygons: 11,716,127
• The total length of all pieces: 73090 feet
• The total length of all pieces: 13.84 miles

All the robot facts are cool but the 145 terabyte thing was crazy. Actually, now that I think about it. Its not that crazy. It’s only about… 100x more than what I have on my computer. The rendering time facts are pretty amazing though. 72 hours per frame? We need to step up our tech if we want to compete with the aliens that will inevitably invade the earth. I know that didn't make any sense. I'm just saying if we ever have a rendering battle with aliens, we will lose. Probably.

If the little Superbowl tease wasn’t enough for you heres the full trailer of the new Transformers movie.

That’s a lot of explosions.