Besides smiling ukelele girl, it's stories like this that still gives me hope in this world! :*)

Screw a gun, I need to get a purse.

According to The Seattle Times,  Gregory P. Hess had previously gone to jail, got out, got a job at Starbucks, quit, and went straight back to robbing people.

After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father.

This song is going to be stuck in my head for the next few days, but it is well worth it! Thanks Paul!

Wanna rob an Apple store in 31 seconds? There’s an app for that.

Actually, it’s a video of how NOT to rob a jewelry store. Btw, sledgehammers don’t work.

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