Assuming each duck weighs about 5 lbs, why not?

This is just a visual reminder of how small and insignificant you are.

Have a nice day.

Have you ever had a hard time explaining the type of poop you were about to have or a type of poop you had before? Well my gf conveniently introduced me to the bristol stool scale on Wikipedia. No longer will there be any confusion in my poop descriptions. I think I will have a type 4 number two right now.