I find that to be true

This pretty much sums up all the zombie apocalypse movies in 4.5 minutes and 8-bit awesomeness.

I need one of these so I can get dates easier! It already sucks telling chicks that I'm an aspiring NURSE, needless to say it also sucks that I'm like 5'4. I don't CARE if it looks ridiculous and sounds like there is an electric drill going off every time I use it. I WANT ONE!!! It'll make my iPod useful again since it's been pretty much useless since I got my Droid ZING!

So, I've been begging my bro to get a haircut for the longest time and he would always make up excuses. I told him I would pay for it and bring him to any barber he wanted, but he kept delaying and delaying. Well, I put an end to that tonight by cutting his hair myself.

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Well, it looks like I won't be getting a girlfriend anytime soon!