Hilarious. Only $17.95!

So Woot.Shirt today is selling an Egyptian Mario T-Shirt. I really have nothing to say about this but...I WANT.

This is Jason Sadler. What is his job? To wear clothes. Yup! That's pretty much all he has to do...Wear shirts that people pay him to wear and go about his day. He makes $90 k doing that...Technically he is selling his body...Does this make him a whore? Some say yes...Some say no...All I know is that I am jealous of him because this website makes nickles for cash a day while this fellow is living the good life!

This has to be the coolest idea for a shirt in the history of cool ideas for shirts. I assume you guys know what augmented reality is and I also assume you know what an alien chestburster is. What do you get when you combine them both and put it on a t-shirt? The most awesome t-shirt ever.

Too bad it’s still in development. More info here if you can read German.