I usually don't watch the bike posts on Doobybrain, but this was absolutely hilarious.

I wish they had this in America. You know...Sometimes when I forget my ticket on the LIRR or subway, I just give the dude the octopus that I always keep in my pocket.

John Waldo, an engineer at AvMed, was found dead in his car in Gainesville, Florida. His car had been illegally parked and was ticketed SEVEN times. WTF?

City records show a ticket officer issued seven tickets to Waldo's BMW, with the first ticket being issued Feb. 12, the day after Waldo was last seen alive.

According to Kameg, Smith said the reason the ticket officers apparently did not notice someone slumped over in the BMW may have been because the window tint on the car was illegally dark.

"Even the person who called this in was not real sure if they had seen him clearly," said Kameg.

gainesville.com

The spokesperson from the city said that the people writing the tickets aren't actually police officers so they don't have the training of a police officer. But how much freaking training do you need to spot a DEAD GUY?