I was never crazy about TMNT but I did watch it as a kid. This hoodie is pretty cool and it'll run you $60 if you want to buy it. So...It so happens that I'm a size small, and that I've been keeping you guys entertained for almost a year through this site now...It also so happens that Christmas is coming up... <3

Reservoir Turtles would be the greatest effing movie ever.

After I saw that Pinky Und Der Brain video, I knew there had to be more of these horribly dubbed and hilarious cartoon intros lurking around on youtube… and there are! There’s actually a whole bunch of them in all sorts of different languages.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was probably my favorite cartoon ever, so I had to post up the intros for these. However, most of them have embedding disabled, so you’re going to have to go to youtube to see them. If you guys click play then click the black area in the video, it'll bring you to the site. Or you can just click the link I provided.

Подростковая мутантов ниндзя черепахи (Russian)

Embedding is disabled on this one so you're gonna have to head over to youtube. This one is the funniest so watch it.

[More TMNT intros from around the world here]

OH SHEET.

The Mirage Group, which owns the property, is moving forward with a live-action film focusing on the origins of the iconic crime fighters. Project, targeted for release in 2011, would mark the fifth bigscreen outing for the sewer-dwelling heroes Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael as well as their master Splinter.

Variety

Please please please no computer generated crap like the 2007 one. I want dudes in turtle costumes kicking ass, corny jokes, and lots of pizza.