This was just done to be funny - we really don't Facebook THAT often .

I have a lot of family scattered around the country and we all use Facebook a lot to keep in touch. So when Tracy and I were engaged, most of my family found out via Facebook because we updated our statuses.

I surprised not only my guests, but also Tracy by pulling out my phone and posting on Facebook and Twitter from the altar during out wedding.

I had her phone ready in my pocket, so when she asked for it I could hand it to her. No one knew about this except the minister, and myself.

In the year 3000, we will no longer attend weddings. Instead, we will view them on YouTwitFace.

Caption with a twist !

This kind of reminds me of when [insert douche's name] was being a douche and in his/her "fun" he/she [insert action] and ended up ruining everyones day. I really f[insert vowel]cking hate him/her.

Here's mine.

This kind of reminds me of when [Pedro(The mexican who plays soccer at Newkirk while i'm trying to play football. Yes im talking to you, Douchey McDoucherson.)], was being a douche and in his fun he [poured water on the cement where we were playing in the hopes of making us fall] and ended up ruining everyones day. I really F[o]cking hate him.

During the wedding vows, the groom says "Waffly wedded wife" instead of "lawfully" and she just can't stop laughing. Good times.