I once heard from a good friend of mine...Hillary Swank was her name...She told me that girls have no idea what they want and I'd like to second that!

Not safe for work, btw. This guy's name is Kain Carter and he is hilarious! He's straight out from Baltimore, Maryland and he is a YouTube artist (I guess that's what they call em now-a-days). If you liked this video, check out his page for a lot more funny but TRUE vlogs. Kain also made a DVD which you can buy here for only $8.99 and he ships internationally!

Well, it looks like I won't be getting a girlfriend anytime soon!

Thanks Disney, you really hooked us all up on that one.

Women with mustaches. Self explanatory, no?