From our neighbors in Canada comes this strange anti-energy drink called Slow Cow. Basically, what it is is the opposite of Red Bull. Instead of all the caffeine and stuff that makes you hyper, Slow Cow contains theanine, chomile, valerian, passiflora, and other ingredients that have weird names to help calm you down.

Seems like a neat idea but I think it’s Canada only. Anybody heading to Canada soon wanna smuggle some in?