With a starting price of $2599 you can pick up your very own MacBook Wheel nowhere, because it doesn't really exist. This is an Onion submission from Champion and I think it's important to say that it's not real because I had a few people come up to me, asking if Shawn Johnson's parents really euthanized her. Also, Apple is the bane of my existance and this reminds me of something they'd do.