If you ever want to feel bad about yourself just head over to Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age. Just type in an age and press enter.

While I was spending my days playing Super Smash Bros at age 9, Mozart began composing symphonies. Daisy Ashford wrote her first and last novel, The Young Visitors, which sold over 200,000 copies. Actress Shirley Temple became a millionaire. Hungarian composer Franz Liszt gave his first piano concert. Conductor Sarah Caldwell, a child prodigy in music and mathematics, began giving violin recitals.

Man, life sucks.