The guy pictured above is Austin St. John. Don’t know who that is? This may be a bit shocking but that guy you see up there used to be the red ranger from the original Power Rangers. I know what you’re thinking, “HOLY SHIT, HOW CAN THAT BLUETOOTH WEARING DOUCHE BE THE RED RANGER? THE RED RANGER IS THE SHIT”, right? Well, time is scary. Now he’s working as a paramedic and as you can tell, he’s gotten a little chubby.

Ice Ice Babies has some more info on the other Power Rangers. Seems like none of them got anywhere.